Story Prompt #78

First line prompt:

Sometimes there were too many cats.

The Difficulties of Writing With a Cat

Hello Fiction Lovers!

So today I thought I’d write about how difficult it can be to write (or simply be productive) when you have a cat. I love my cat, Carmel, but she seems to have an agenda to keep me from writing. She’ll ignore me when I’m seeking her out to pet her or when I’m procrastinating, but as soon as I’m ready to be productive there she is, ready to be petted and generally admired. So I thought I’d share some of the common scenarios that seem to happen and see if any of you had similar experiences.

The most common is when I’ll sit down in a chair and start pulling out my laptop. Suddenly, she’ll be in my lap, purring, and begging to be petted while taking up the room where the laptop was supposed to go. Since it’s almost a crime to push a cat off your lap or get up once they’ve chosen you I’ll typically end up having to put my laptop off to the side on the armrest and type one-handed. If I try to type with both hands she’ll generally get in the way even more until I actually pet her with one hand. So writing is still feasible when this happens, but a lot slower and a little tedious.

Another scenario is when she’ll actually sit or lay across the keyboard to stop me from writing. That’s typically a progression from the last scenario because I wasn’t paying attention to her enough. Given that Carmel is adorable and that writing is next to impossible when she does that, the best policy is to pet her until she has enough and leaves. A bittersweet moment, but then I can do what I set out to do.

The last situation I’ll mention is when the weather is nice and I’ll have noble intentions to write outside so I can also feel the sunshine. I’ll get outside and set up my writing spot–whether that’s a blanket on the ground or in a chair–and be already to write, but she’ll conspire with my dog to be as cute and needy as possible. Pictures will need to be taken, bellies rubbed, and some failed attempts at fetch with the dog before writing can occur. However, by that point I’ll tend to be too hot or realize I can’t see the computer screen in the sunlight and I’ll have to retreat inside before the writing actually happens.

Do you have stories of trying to write but pets getting in the way? Let me know in the comments! Also feel free to let me know if you have any questions and I hope you all have a great week!